Please stand by while I look for a mirror to scream eejit at
If you're dropping in for a treatment, be sure to ask about the referral offer. If you send a sore acquaintance to me, I'll do your next session for free.…
© Copyright 2025 (and no, I’m not intending to update that very frequently, because life is more important than maintaining a website) www.newyouamatsu.ie | Created by Wacademy.net, who chose an weird shade of teal for some reason. It annoyed me so. I think I was ripped off. Whoever had a go at it, well they just went ahead and used some old stale copy-pasta from an old dental practise website. I’m continuously fixing this hot mess. I’m liking the bolloxology section though. Keep in mind that the whole site is just half baked opinion from a overqualified eejit. I’d rather get you out of pain, but here we are, editing a website I don’t particularly want or need. It’ll be like this for a while. And yes, now that you mention it, this footer is too long and looks like an old Windows XP error message when the whole thing just crashed. Charming. I’ve got a weird font sizing bug here that’s doing my head in.
Wish me luck with it
New You Amatsu's logo is cobbled together from a mixture of Canva and desperation. Not a great smell but I think I could do worse
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All are welcome.