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My old dating profile

  • Post author:Eoghan Brophy
  • Post published:January 26, 2026
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A few years ago, when I was still inclined to dating apps, I would write long and elaborate profiles. I'd even update them from time to time. I think I've…

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Toes to heels

  • Post author:Eoghan Brophy
  • Post published:May 27, 2025
  • Post category:Self help
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Amatsu is all about making people feel better. One way I like to teach people (and I'd do a better post here, but phone is on charge elsewhere so I…

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Jetlag – the solution

  • Post author:Eoghan Brophy
  • Post published:October 2, 2023
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Jetlag is an awful waste of time. When I fly, I can avoid it because I know what to do. I recently had an acquaintance of mine flying home from…

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Notional Existance

  • Post author:Eoghan Brophy
  • Post published:September 19, 2023
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So you see I don't actually exist beyond the impression of myself I have (haphazardly) left in your mind. Sorry about that. This is intimately true of myself, which pursues…

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© Copyright 2025 (and no, I’m not intending to update that very frequently, because life is more important than maintaining a website) www.newyouamatsu.ie | Created by Wacademy.net, who chose an weird shade of teal for some reason. It annoyed me so.  I think I was ripped off. Whoever had a go at it, well they just went ahead and used some old stale copy-pasta from an old dental practise website. I’m continuously fixing this hot mess.  I’m liking the bolloxology section though. Keep in mind that the whole site is just half baked opinion from a overqualified eejit. I’d rather get you out of pain, but here we are, editing a website I don’t particularly want or need. It’ll be like this for a while. And yes, now that you mention it, this footer is too long and looks like an old Windows XP error message when the whole thing just crashed. Charming. I’ve got a weird font sizing bug here that’s doing my head in. 
Wish me luck with it

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