My old dating profile
A few years ago, when I was still inclined to dating apps, I would write long and elaborate profiles. I'd even update them from time to time. I think I've…
Jetlag – the solution
Jetlag is an awful waste of time. When I fly, I can avoid it because I know what to do. I recently had an acquaintance of mine flying home from…
Notional Existance
So you see I don't actually exist beyond the impression of myself I have (haphazardly) left in your mind. Sorry about that. This is intimately true of myself, which pursues…
Please stand by while I look for a mirror to scream eejit at
If you're dropping in for a treatment, be sure to ask about the referral offer. If you send a sore acquaintance to me, I'll do your next session for free.…
